Another royal wedding joke!

[cupid04]

Kate Middleton asked the Queen ''what is the secret of a long marriage?'' The Queen
replied, ''always wear your seatbelt and don't pi ss me off!

[PokerMan]

lol cupid... i put this on the royal wedding thread half an hour ago. didnt go down too well. royal family - i think they are a disgrace

[NoMercy]

For putting your silly joke on that particular thread, Poker, some might say you are a disgrace.

[PokerMan]

i can have my opinion, cant i? until it gets taken removed by the speech police

[jackthehat]

There is a specifically dedicated 'Royal Wedding ' jokes thread.........

However, that rather implies that the jokes ought to make a stab at containing 'humour'....

[jno]

not only is there a wedding jokes thread, this 'joke' has been on it for a couple of days.

[NoMercy]

If you are saying that Willliam's and Harry's beloved mother was murdered at the behest of their beloved family, then that isn't really a humorous matter, is it? I should think all unfounded accusations and vituperative remarks can only serve to cause further pain.

[PokerMan]

i have already apologised on the other thread so will leave it at that

[fourteen85]

Well I thought it was funny

[cupid04]

I apologise to those whom it caused offence to.I regretted it as soon as I submited it,
and I didn't realise it had been done before. I am not anti royal. It must have been a
very poignant day for the two princes without their mum there. I know how they feel
as I was only 12 when I lost my mum and still miss her to this day.