Another Blonde Joke.

[Jemisa]

> A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and
> asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one
> was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, 'Whoever heard
> of
> someone naming dogs like that?' 'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the
> blonde.
> 'They're watch dogs'!

[marval]

lol

[Bobbisox]

nice one wor Jem x

[craft1948]

lol...............

[heathfield]

Boom, boom!

[DTCwordfan]

Whats funny about that - a lot of security dogs are called Rolex, Timex, Seiko or even Breitling, Bulova and Omega for that very reason.

[Jemisa]

Is that so DT? What a good idea.....

jem

[mrs.chappie]

That's a good 'un, Jem.

[DTCwordfan]

takes originality on their part - lol

Personally I would call my guard dog , "Useless" after the spaniel in Monarch of the Glen - a brilliant name for a dog as folk would think it is "Eustace"

[mike11111]

Was it not Norman Tebbitt who fantasised about owning a black labrador female dog, purely for the pleasure of shouting, "Come here, you black bitch", when taking it for a walk.

[alecdmac]

This is true. In our local club, a comedian went to the bar between his 2 spots, and asked the blonde barmaid what lagers she had. She whispered, "we have John Smiths and Carlsberg." He said "Have you got laryngitis?" She replied in a whisper "No, only John Smiths and Carlsberg."

[DTCwordfan]

think it was, mike - then, on the other hand, you could call your dog "Sex"

So, when you are pulled over at 4am by the Poliz and asked, "What are you doing Sir?" you can give a response of "I am looking for Sex...."

[Jemisa]

Its lovely to see these little off-shoots, - more please.

jem

[RATTER15]

Good lol

[marval]

Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call my dog "Sex".

Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to get his license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said, "Id like to have one too." Then I said, "But this is a dog." He said I didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, Ive had Sex since I was 9 years old." He said I must have been quite a kid.

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the place was for sex. I said, "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at night." The Clerk said "Me too."

One day I entered Sex in a contest but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex entered in the contest. He told me that I should have sold tickets. "But you don't understand", I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on television." He called me a show-off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to file for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I got married." The judge said "Me too." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex had left me. He said, "Me too."

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked "What are you doing in this alley at 4 in the morning?" I said, "Im looking for Sex..."

My court date has been set for Friday...

[JonnyBoy12]

Laugh out loud at all the above jokes.

What's a dog's favourite form of transport?

Bark and Ride

What's a dog's most feared disease?

Collar-er!

What's a dog's favourite make of car?

A Sitt-roen!

What did the farmer say to his flying sheepdog?

Land Rover!