Hi everybody - I am back in the AB house!

[DTCwordfan]

So what has been happening this weekend.

Any good stories, threads, bust-ups etc etc?

And who has been put on the weekly naughty step.....?

Great time zooming around SE England with the wedding, seeing godkids, family lunches, birthdays, golf and lots more..........

[DTCwordfan]

Gordon Brown and his accomplice Alistair Darling were riding on an elephant in Regents Park. A group of bystanders were watching intently. All of a sudden someone in the croud shouted, "Hey look that elephant has two assholes on it!"

Brown and Darling looked down at the elephants ass, confused.

[askyourgran]

I need someone to come and do my feet for me I've got a bad back atm and I can;t bend that far to do them. Mrask is a sodding butcher I'm not asking him to do them.
Nice to see you again DT I trust you had good weather.

[DTCwordfan]

these threads ought to be known as "Mayonnaise" threads as they go with most things served. Kinda fun with the diverse subjects already emerging!!!

Presume Doc has managed to last a weekend for the first time in many?

[DTCwordfan]

fab weather gran - in the Surrey and Oxon area with a trip to Kent.....

[Mick-Talbot]

I have heard of sandwiches, but not sandwedges.

[Lore]

Hello! :) glad to hear you had a nice time.
As my dad used to say... what was your favourite bit?

Welcome back :)

[boxtops]

Welcome back DT, I wondered where you'd gone ;-)

[lcg]

i'm sooooooooo glad i'm not the only one who loses toenails. i was beginning to think i was a freak! x

[DTCwordfan]

thanks Lore and Boxtops - there was a Going out message last Wednesday, not a flounce though.

Mick, we had thought about playing golf at Sandwich ....seriously!

Lore, seeing various old friends in what I term my second and third family!

[Lore]

Aww that's nice. I did look out for a random sheep throughout the whole of the royal wedding, but unfortunately, I couldn't spot you.

[DTCwordfan]

Didnt you see me on the baalcony at Buck Pal then Lore?

And there's always a sheep in church, something about being a lamb of God.....

[Lore]

Ha ha, baa-lcony!

Grr I must have been putting the kettle on :(

[karenmac60]

I have all my toenails, but my big toe is numb. Dunno if it's anything to do with the trapped nerve in my back. Think I'll go and google that actually....