Grandad, What are....

[Jemisa]

... A boy was walking down the street when he noticed his grandad sitting inn the front, garden in a deck chair, with nothing on from the waist down.

"Grandad what are you doing?" he exclaimed.

The old man looked off in the distance and did not answer him.

"Grandad, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asked again.

The old man slowly looked at him and said,

"Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This is your Grandmother's idea."

[Buenchico]

I keep thinking that your jokes can't get worse, Jemisa, but you constantly prove me wrong ;-)

[tamborine]

hahahahhaha - luv it. Hi Chris, glad you're still about :)

[wildwood]

The secret to a good joke is an unexpected punchline. This one qualifies admirably.