Yo mama's so fat...

[joko]

when she walks down the stairs we all think Eastenders has just ended...

[looobylooo]

taxi for joko!! ........ ;o)

[marval]

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

[joko]

it wasnt actually to your comment salla...its not an insult that you didnt think it was funny, that doesnt matter...

[starone]

I counted five thumps not four. It's thump, thump, thump-thump-thump. Yes, I know, nit-picker!

[Cowtipper]

Yo' momma so fat she went to the beach and people kept trying to toss her in the ocean.

[Mosaic]

Sorry, I spent five minutes reading the question like 'Yo Sushi'.....durrr

,,,,yo pa has to get her to f@rt to give him a clue......

[Lore]

Yo mama is so fat, when she looked at the menu she said 'Yes please!'

[starone]

I bow to your superior knowledge trim.I must admit I don't watch it, when I hear those thumps I turn over to a different station.

[ChuckFickens]

Might even be more than that... (it gets a little fast to count at the end)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZYa_KfLTtM

[ChuckFickens]

I'm more concerned now that I've just been looking on youtube for the eastenders theme....

Kindly shoot me now and put me out of my misery.

[DTCwordfan]

Yo mama is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Weightwatchers is the door

Your mommas like a brick she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Poles.

Your momma is so big when God said let there be light, he asked her to move.

Your mama so fat she uses the ocean as a bath tub

Your mama's so fat when she walked by a construction site they used her as a wrecking ball.

[jno]

mike, no comma is needed - 'yo' is short for 'your'.