OMG McFluff....

[ummmm]

That is a mighty big pig in your avatar....

1) Did you kill it by hand?

2) what did you serve it with?

3) How many people did it feed?

[mccfluff]

hellooooooooo where you telling us to sod off then?

[supersuezy24]

Ena are you skivvin????
Back to work with you ;)

[mccfluff]

she's gone.....

[ttfn]

Fluff - would I tell you to 'sod off'? Only in B & S - where anything goes ;o)
Hello suezy not skiving at all - time off for exemplary behaviour x

[mccfluff]

lol just checking

[mccfluff]

of course

[mccfluff]

how do you stuff a trotter? where do you put the 'stuff'

[ttfn]

You sat on that poor, porcine, poppet?

Then it must have died of PSS
"The porcine stress syndrome gene is found to cause malignant hyperthermia (heat shock) when pigs are exposed to environmental stressors."

Good result though because:
1) It was already cooked once Fluff got off it
2) Fluff now is declared offifcially as an 'environmental stressor'.

Over to you, ummmm or redhelen ☺

[mccfluff]

oh that sounds horrible

[mccfluff]

its was pulling the inside bits out that got to me

Ena i gently out him to sleep there was no stress

[supersuezy24]

What is this exemplary behaviour of which you speak?

[ttfn]

I am far too modest to say, suezy.
Put it this way, if Beckham is Golden Balls, then I am Platinum ***s ;o)

[supersuezy24]

Heheh..Platinum boobs mcgee you are then haha

[Mamyalynne]

Nowt like blowing your own trumpet Ena, you know what they say.....

[starone]

I could make some nice faggots with the offal. Mine are better than mister brain's or so I have been told. A few onions and some breadcrumbs plus a bit of seasoning. Nothing is wasted.

[ttfn]

Star - that is some claim to fame, good for you. The only wasted part of a pig, apparently, is the tail. Mamya - you are very wicked you know. Shame for it to get all rusty though ROFL x