New Wine for...

[Jemisa]

: NEW WINE FOR SENIORS

I kid you not...
New Wine for Seniors

Stellenbosch, Paarl & Franschhoek vintners in the Cape area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.
It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as



PINO MORE




I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE

[marval]

lol