What is the...

[Purple_Popple]

best thing you have done when drunk (and I dont mean throw up lol)

[mccfluff]

define best thing

[Purple_Popple]

well most of my friends send drunken text messages or do really dumb/stupid things when they have had a few too many, but you never hear of any good things done when drunk lol

[albaqwerty]

eerrrrrrr conceived my second child (but you didn't need to know that)

[seadogg]

Tried to play pat-a-cake with an equally smashed mate in a rowing boat on Hyde Park Lake with inevitable results.

[boxtops]

I'm boring, I don't get drunk.

[Mamyalynne]

Lost the budgie down the back of the bedhead as I said night night to my daughter.

[mccfluff]

oh ok, errm i gave a homeless guy 60 quid & and have put people up loads of times when they are too wrecked to get hm safely

[Purple_Popple]

I offered to take a young girl home in the taxi Id ordered, she was in a state and her mates had left her, she was a bit of a mess crying etc, so I just told the taxi driver to take her home first...I paid... :) at least she was safe n sound.

[seadogg]

Oh! and that as well albaqwerty- well OH did the tricky bit.

[Purple_Popple]

£60 squid fluff ??? wow, are you made of money ??? bet he was over the moon !

[albaqwerty]

rofl mamya. Is that a euphemism? How is the budgie? Did you find it? Was it all right?

[funnygirl]

Dived fully clothed into a swimming pool on holiday!! Oh I forgot to mention I still had my contact lenses in!!!

[Purple_Popple]

Well done Alba ! :)

[Prudie]

I have also never been drunk (tipsy maybe)

[paddywak]

I don't know but when I walked into the bar the next day everybody burst out laughing, Even after 40 years nobodys ever told me why, they just start laughing again when ever the subject comes up

[mccfluff]

no i'm bloody not, it was someone i vagely know he had fallen out with his wife and hd been sleeping rough, i wished i hadn't the next day

[Mamyalynne]

Not a yoofymism, forget the bird was on my shoulder, as I leant to say night night, bird flapped and shot down the back of headboard. There followed furniture removal and some kerfuffle, bird was fine and lived many more years.

[Purple_Popple]

Happy ending Mamya :) but hilarious !!

[Jan1957]

Met my husband. Unfortunately I was so drunk I forgot we had arranged to meet the next evening and stood him up. We met up again about a month later and he forgave me.

[DEN53]

Not sure it was the best thing - but I fell into my neighbours fish pond - I am a lightweight when it comes to drinking.