Money

[marval]

What money can do for you.
It can buy a house
But not a home

It can buy a bed
But not sleep

It can buy a clock
But not time

It can buy a book
But not knowledge

It can buy a position
But not respect

It can buy medicine
But not health

It can buy blood
But not life

It can buy sex
But not love

Money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering.

I tell you all this because I am your friend, and as your friend I want to take away your pain and suffering...

So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.

I ACCEPT CASH, MONEY ORDERS, PERSONAL CHECKS. CASHIERS CHECKS, BAGS OF GOLD, BARS OF PLATINUM, ETC.

[wildwood]

Oh marval. So it appears that many of us are just so lucky, havin' no money.

[marval]

That's it, how lucky not to have money. Money doesn't make you happy, it just lets you be miserable in comfort.

[JonnyBoy12]

Very funny, and if they all send you too much then I will have the surplus from you.