what's for tea? Poo pie?

[crisgal]

what did your mum answer when you asked her?
My mum and nan used to have some good 'uns:

'Two jumps each at' pantry door - see if you can reach the lock!'
and
'Air pie, wi' no crust - and two slides each round' plate!'

[Jan1957]

My mum always used to say "Ham, duck and monkey pudding". Don't know where that came from?

[cjpfisheries]

Windmill pie- if there's enough to go round you'll get some.

[davelee]

ah it was the bread and pullet routine for us. nice memories, eh.

[sophie_1003]

Ah knew it was something like that Mercia!

[Dee Sa]

I remember snot and bogey pie all mixed up with a dead dogs eye, lost he next bit but it ended with "wash it all down with a cold cup of sick"
My brother always used to say pigs di*k and beetroot when I asked what he wanted for his tea !

[marval]

It is here

http://www.theanswerb...l/Question911307.html

[clemantine]

Sugar with egg on

[clemantine]

that should have been Sugar with egg on