I'm a thick Geordie (FACT)

[mike11111]

What a pillock I am! Last night, just getting into my stride, what do I do? Only go and spill a whole glass of gin and tonic over my keyboard. By the time I had wiped up the tears for the loss of my spilt drink I found that the sodding keyboard wouldn't work any more. Had to go out and buy a new one. Still,could be worse, I might have buggered up the whole system thus cutting me off from AB for evermore.

[albaqwerty]

where's salla when you need her?

Thanks for the banana, I like them with custard xx :D

[mike11111]

Salla's probably doing rudies with Sqad.

[albaqwerty]

again?!

or should that be still....

[vivandorron]

Sorry to hear about your problems mike....Quick advice....Avoid welsh letters because they are likely to have 'leeks' in them. :-)

Ron.