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marval | 15:16 Mon 16th May 2011 | Jokes
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One day David Cameron and Nick Clegg walk into a cafe.

A waitress walks up to them and asks if she can take their order.

David leans close to her and says, "Honey, can I have a quickie?"

The waitress is appalled and yells at the Prime minister about women's rights and storms away.

Nick then says, “David, its pronounced 'quiche'."
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10/10 marval. pmsl
and from me marval
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Thank you both
blooming excellent marval :D
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Thanks Alba
yawn, marval, this is really an old one

http://jokes.topstuff.net/joke/jZbKjvAyBKw - same joke not long ago
and I could load 20 or more sites with the same chetsnut from the web....
read this on a joke card yesterday in brum.
and they are 6 years behind the time there...piggynose....(no offence meant if you are a brummie) - I heard this one at least 5 years ago
i liked the joke card with the granny sitting in front a telly playing a knitting game using 2 wii consoles
using wire was she?
or the other card with the bloke having his back waxed, you see the waxer pulling quickly away the sticky waxing tape with the mans genitals attached,
nice....and ouch

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