Who would like an ode dedicated to them?.....

[HarryFindlay]

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[HarryFindlay]

Buenchico

Buenchico there`s nothing you miss
You sign each thread with Chris
You`re the brains of AB
Everyone can see
With you we give google a miss

[The-Toff-]

Another gem Harry, must admit you are very good.

[Buenchico]

Excellent, Harry ;-)

[HarryFindlay]

Sorry, missed out cowtipper

There was an Aber cowtipper
Who in News became quite a ripper
He expressed his views
But mainly in News
But he`s here in chatterbank what a tripper

[Cowtipper]

Oh that's perfectly awesome!

[Lore]

Aww, I'm too late :(

[HarryFindlay]

Lore....

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Get in the van
I`ve got a gun

;o)

[mccfluff]

triggs!!

[Lore]

Well that must have taken you aaages to think up ;)

[albaqwerty]

Am I too late? Knowing my luck.....

[BAKERS DOZEN]

Me please

[DTCwordfan]

There once was a man called Obama
Who stole a Cowtipper from a llama
It spat in his face
And lost him the race
And that's what we cow-rollers call karma.

[DTCwordfan]

Now, most of the time, I'm quite keen,
But I'm useless before my caffeine,
So when sent by my cousin
For a full baker's dozen,
Of course I got twelve, not thirteen.

[Buenchico]

I'll tell you about Albaqwerty
She's sexy, she's cute and she's flirty
I'd tell you some more
But my poetry's poor
And the rest of the info is dirty!

[DTCwordfan]

When the bakery counterwhore said,
"Thirteen pairs of balls and thirteen cocks you get. You want spread?"
I explained, "They're delicious,
But I'm a numpho and superstitious,
So give me a dozen instead."

[BAKERS DOZEN]

Brilliant DT. Love it.

[DTCwordfan]

There was a young lady called Lynley
Who hired a young artist called Harry Findlay
Her likness was fine
The paint flowed like wine
But he covered her torso quite thinly