Please, kill me now!

[wheaten]

Husband spent yesterday evening tapping away on his laptop, credit card clutched in hand. 'Just booked our holiday' he says. ' Great!' I say. 'Villa, south of France, own pool, overlooking market town where I can buy fresh bread, cheese and wine?' 'Er, no' he replies.'Farm in Devon, but it does have a petting zoo and we can take the dogs.'
Please, kill me now!
Wheaten.

[mccfluff]

not anywhere chuck, imagine holidaying in a caravan park full of chavs and screaming kids, i'd rather work than that

[tamborine]

Exeter (near by) has an airport

http://www.exeter-airport.co.uk/departures

[ChuckFickens]

Didn't realise you'd been to Clacton on Sea, Fluffy :)

[mccfluff]

lol no i went (got dragged) to a long weekend somewhere, all i remember it was a haven park and was rammed with screaming kids and their p1ssed parents. it was hideous

[murraymints]

I was there too !!!! fluff..nightmare..

[craft1948]

My best mate's just come back from a snorkelling/surfing holiday in Hawaii...........

[ChuckFickens]

That's it craft, you make Wheaton feel better about it :)

[craft1948]

lol Chuck I felt like throttling her.............and she's promised to email me photos :-(