Spoonerisms

[SpikeyBush]

My Dad has always come out with spoonerisms, it rubbed off on me and it seems like my son has embraced it too. He wanted 'Bees and chutter' on his baked potato. Years ago my Dad liked watching the 'Krapton Fyctor' and I have kept up to speed with the case of the murder of Crimewatch presenter Jan magic wand.

What gems can you share?

[keithlbw]

*CHUCKING

[ChuckFickens]

You called?

[Arti]

Mary Hinge.

[RATTER15]

Whats the difference between a long distant runner and Nigella Lawson?

ones a pant in the country and the other is a .............................

[sandyRoe]

Wasn't there a girl group, Cunning Stunts?

[merciasounds]

Like the old jokes, what's the difference between a foot spa and a drummer - a footspa bucks up the feet

dif betw. a bad marksman and a constipated owl? A bad marksman shoots but can't hit

True story:
I was once at a farming country fare, where some of the farmers wives were showing how they made candles from the beeswax or how to make corn dollies etc and the announcer over the tannoyannounced that there were 'demonstrations of crafty c**t work' intread of 'country craft work' there was a high pitched whine from the tannoy then every adult just stopped and looked at him, the kids carried on screaming then practically everybody started to laugh - the poor guy was SO red!

[keithlbw]

Hi ChuckFickens......about time you answered I've been shouting you for months....lol

[joeluke]

Muck fee

[echokilo]

Boring one compared ot all the others - but: Looking for a space in Par Cark ...... ad I also love Cooking Fat for our feline friends!

[joeluke]

One to go with Cooking Fat.........Ducking Fog

[flump1]

ha ha ha love them.....one I use a lot is .....I think I am going nucking futs......!

[moiflan]

Friar Tuck

[moiflan]

Friar Tuck

[crisgal]

how about kenny everet's alter ego
Cupid stunt?