might have heard this but just incase

[coli05anna00]

Are you insured for sex?

make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having. please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes.

sex with your wife- legal and general

sex on the telephone- direct line

sex with your partner- standard life

sex with someone different- go compare

sex with a fat bird- more than

sex on the backseat of a car- sheila's wheels

sex with a posh bird- privileged

sex with a transvestite- confused.com

[Lore]

lol, the toff, let's get you some insurance sorted out before you try number 8 :p

[coli05anna00]

but mike have a go!

[The-Toff-]

i am mystified by your answer colio, but goodnight and sweet dreams.

[coli05anna00]

sweet dreams to you to toff, hope they are as mysterious as i! x

[joeluke]

Sex with a Naval Officer - Admiral
Sex with an alcoholic - AA
Sex with a huge bird - Elephant.co.uk
Frantic Sex - Kwik Fit

[Buenchico]

Very good, Joe (especially the last one!)

[coli05anna00]

Blimey not til you stop and think, theres bloody loads of 'em out there milking us of our hard earned money.

[rowanwitch]

you forgot...sex when your partner is over 65 Saga

[coli05anna00]

SAGA excellent i expect the premiums will go up but hey if ever it will be needed it will be then, should you break your hip heaven forbid it would be game over. oh i hope im still getting it at 65 and beyond.