fao salla

[Sqad]

As you were "enthralled " with my WW" heroics in my Lancaster Bomber told to that young besotted Red Arrows female pilot, i will enthrall you,as i did her, with another one ;-)

20,ft above the South Downs, clear skies, when over the IC came the message "Angel 15, Bandits at bearing 201" and with out a thought for my own safety i dived into half a dozen M.E 109's blazing away and seeing one by one burst into flames and plunge into the ground with a huge explosion. Yes, i had been hit in the leg, which was bleeding badly, but i took Ibuprofen and chased after the last 109. I came up behind hims and gave him a burst which sent him towards the ground and as i passed him, I could see in the cockpit that he was bleeding badly from a head wound, but ........he waved............and do you know I think that he smiled..............war is a funny thing.

When i landed, i was badly hurt, but immediately sought the advice of the AB where I was told to contact NHS Direct, or go to the nearest walk-in centre or go to A&E.
No, I thought, another 600mgms of Ibuprofen did the trick

[Sqad]

Den how high?.......HDL levels and LDL levels

Depression or depressed as andy has pointed out?

[Bbbananas]

Every time I attempt my usual 'humour' sqad, I get hounded out by the correct police.... for being too rude and not a 'laydee'.

[starone]

Well, it's up to you then sqad. If you want some entertaining threads to join in the mornings you will have to come up with some yourself since no-one else is capable of thinking of something. Personally I'm very poor on the ideas side so no good asking me. :-)

[Ankou]

"modesty precludes me form writing my memoirs..."

...if only it were true.

[DEN53]

7.5 overall - but my HDL (the good one) is very very low.

She said as my Mum has vascular dementia, I am at greater risk if I don't lower my levels, aswell as heart attack, stroke.................might just end it now then hahaha

[Sqad]

starby....have a word with salla to confirm my fears. One is hesitant to:

1) Inquire about the absence of another ABer
2) Ask who fantam ABer might be.
3) Hit back when being criticized by another ABer
4) Indulge in thinly veiled sexual connotations.
5) Think carefully before you enter a reply.....of any kind.

No, it is not the same starby.

[Bbbananas]

It's a bleedin' wonder I'm still here then sqadlet, as I have committed 4 out of 5 of said faux passes....

[Sqad]

salla...ah!.....but there is the rub....one has to be reported first(I gather) and you are not the "reportable type".......!!

[Bbbananas]

Oh Prudes forgive me - I've just posted a rude one.

(Sqad - I regularly get reported for smut & innuendo. Usually from Boo - but she's always honest about it so I don't mind).

[starone]

Yes, you are quite right sqad, I have noticed all those things but now that you have listed them it has made them more obvious. So any new threads would have to be innocuous, which would probably mean they were not very interesting. Oh well, I am feeling hungry so I'm off to find something to eat that will not put on weight - another impossibility I fear. Might come back later if I can't find anything else to do. With a bit of luck I might think of a question to ask.

[Sqad]

salla...ah! but do those posts get "pulled".......I bet not.

[Bbbananas]

Indeed, one last week got pulled.
I didn't mind. It was quite rude I suppose, for those who do not possess such a sense of humour.

[Sqad]

salla.....LOL....just et back to typing those PP referral letters. ;-)

[Bbbananas]

They can wait. I have pilonidal sinuses and ear wax to deal with first ;-)

[Sqad]

salla...when i first went into Private Practice an guy who wasn't insured came to see me at the private Hospital and at the end of the consultation he slipped a "tenner2 into my top pocket and gave me a knowing wink.
I saw him 4 times a year for 25 years, during which time we had both got older and he was still slipping me a "tenner" and with the same wink.

I hadn't got the b@lls to tell this old guy that my consultation fee was now £120

LOL

[Bbbananas]

I like that story sqad.

Sounds just the sort of thing my late departed Uncle Maurice would have done. (Knowing full well charges had shot up, but relied on his charm and a wink anyhow).

I miss the old reprobate.