Have You Ever Committed a Crime?

[mrs_overall]

Following on from Salla's admission that she is a habitual shoplifter, I wondered if anyone else wants to confess? I'll own up to scrumping apples as a child.

[mccfluff]

ha that's like me saying i'm a size 8

[Lore]

I'm a good girl, I am!

I lied about not getting an envelope with a card once to save buying a new card - I made a mistake when writing the address. So I guess I've stolen an envelope. :o/


Steggy.... nooooooooo!

[rinkins]

What??! Can't you see my halo shining? lol

[mrs_overall]

rinkins, I can barely see your halo for all those flying pigs

[rinkins]

PMSL he he Mrs O!

It must have slipped off

[rinkins]

I owned a shell suit once....hows about that?

[mrs_overall]

now that IS a serious crime!

[milly143]

I stole some blister plasters from Sainsburys once.

I didn't mean to steal them. I just didn't realise until I had walked half way back to work that I was still swinging the box around my finger. I just didn't go back to pay for them. Well, I did have blisters after all.

[mrs_overall]

stealing from Sainsburys is bad....but still not as bad as owning a shell suit

[jackthehat]

Yes.
But as the body hasn't yet been discovered..........I'd be silly to say too much...

[Bbbananas]

I may be a prolific and successful and chronic shoplifter (and restaurants), but I have never ever owned a shell suit.

[mrs_overall]

yawn....not another admission of a body under the patio lol

[jackthehat]

<pssssst>

I put it under *your* patio.....................:o)

[mrs_overall]

jack - impossible - there isn't room for another one

[petal54]

I'm puttig out a gagging order