Giving a monkeys varies somewhat from enjoying a bit of fun. Once you are able to discern the difference between the two, you may find you actually enjoy life.
This is Bob posting now. Five things about me:
1) I was responsible for the capture of a massive shipment of heroin worth approx £47million
2) The smell of butterscotch makes me heave
3) I have a phobia of geese
4) I sang the 12 Days Of Christmas at random passers-by off the balcony of a pub in Covent Garden until being ejected by the bouncers
5) I vomitted on my best man at my stag-do.