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Rude Food anyone ?

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Answerprancer | 14:24 Tue 31st May 2011 | ChatterBank
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Here's my tribute to the old That's Life days of 'relaxed carrots', tit-shaped potatoes etc.

I had a packet of Nik Naks ('nice n spicy flavour) last night and this one fell on my carpet.
I kid you not - this is exactly the shape straight from the packet.
It did cross my mind that it could be some sort of fertility omen, who knows what will happen if I eat it !
http://i1028.photobuc...otator/RudeNikNak.jpg
Does anyone else have any mildly amusing stories (or better still photos) of unusually shaped food ?
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eat it
Eat it in a sensual fashion though!
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Eat it.
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...oops, 4 I mean !
rib n saucy are the best flavour, they are probably ruder shaped as well..
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Yikes - it was a bit chewy ...I hope I'm not about to grow a huge pan handle now, I've got to go out and fix someone's computer !
Eat it, and then another 5 bags, see if you can find a better shaped one, as that one was rubbish ;-)
You stuck it on a pin.....that's quite Freudian.....
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LOL - yes, I hope it didn't have voodoo propertes.
I'm intrigued... what was the 'private' letter you used as a backdrop?
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*sigh* ...a bank statement !
Thanks. And by the way, nice cock ;-p
The kids all make rude gestures when they help me unpack if I have bought a butternut squash. Kids have got dirty minds haven't they - they are probably men in training.
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Or these
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVLmaMl_tAI

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