Things you shout at the TV

[Booldawg]

To Liam (Biancas eldest son) in EE: Take that baseball cap off you moron!

[rowanwitch]

To Martin Hughes Games get your leathers on sexy

[murraymints]

I can't believe you are so dense....at The Weakest Link

[Booldawg]

To Davina McColl: Stop gurning!

[Bobbisox]

I wonder why he insists on wearing it all the time Boold?

To Fizz in Corrie
"Get a bloody decorator in love"

[venator]

That's far less rude than the things I shout at my computer...

[Bobbisox]

ha-ha venator

I dare you to spill???

To Simon Cowell
"Stop looking a smug git"

[venator]

To most politicans - "answer the b**** question!!!"

Sorry, Bobbi, can't tell the dreadful threats I make to my computer, you'd lose sleep...

[Bobbisox]

errm I don't think I would anymore venator...ha-ha

[kerriesmum]

Tracey the barmaid in eastenders "speak woman!"
Afia in eastenders "open your mouth when you talk!"
Lorraine kelly "stop saying thats great and boobies all the time"

[Mick-Talbot]

Get a new handbag Tinky, that red number is so Fluffing 70's.

[mccfluff]

What The Funicular are you
you slept with that
you're a human
what are you wearing
how much makeup

all to Jeremy Kyle

(and trigs)

[gina32]

to anyone who says that they are "half, french, german, italian......." how can anybody be half something!

[Booldawg]

lol, yes gina -which half?

[redman41]

All Muslims are forbidden to watch television in Afghanistan.
It is called "The Tellyban"

[tara20]

Patsy Kensit in Holby City, "Either open your mouth when you talk or go sue your plastic surgeon - he fluffed the botox!'

[redman41]

It's the Football that gets me going .........
Mind you every time I see Ann Widdecombe I shout ' Get your T*ts out' !!

[Jemisa]

To contestants on Who Wants to be a Millionair, - " BL00DY Idiot"!!

jem

[rowanwitch]

not good Redman....not good at all