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Its my birthday
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Happy birthday to me, I cant believe I have reached the ripe old age of 73 [ no I dont still have my own teeth I have implants so they dont sit in a jar at night.]
I love "insulting" birthday cards I have two so far and the postman arrives late here about 10am so I have chances of a few more, one say "vodka paralyses the muscles cheaper than botox "- I always get a similar one as voddy is my tipple and the othere was says "*issed yourself again "- love it.
Today I am going to get more blonde tips & streaks put in my hair and yesterday i went to the nail parlour , I cant understand who this old lady is who keeps looking back at me in the mirror !Tonight Mr S is taking me to a local Japanese restaurant and thats me done & dusted for another year.
I love "insulting" birthday cards I have two so far and the postman arrives late here about 10am so I have chances of a few more, one say "vodka paralyses the muscles cheaper than botox "- I always get a similar one as voddy is my tipple and the othere was says "*issed yourself again "- love it.
Today I am going to get more blonde tips & streaks put in my hair and yesterday i went to the nail parlour , I cant understand who this old lady is who keeps looking back at me in the mirror !Tonight Mr S is taking me to a local Japanese restaurant and thats me done & dusted for another year.
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