Many years ago,i went to a New Years fancy dress do
dressed in Kilt,Sporran etc..
At some point,a wag ,had whipped off my undies.
Arriving back,next morning,i realised my folks were
out.During my attempt to climb through a window,
I was startled by a voice,asking what i was upto
at that moment.my foot slipped,on the ledge,and
i was momentarily,hangiing by my - Crown Jewels
which had snagged on the Window catch
A friend dared me to climb up a lampost when i was about 12 i did and put my finger on the broken bulb and had a bit of an electric shock. I was to scared to come down and the lad i had a crush on came out (with the rest of the street) . I had pants on that said Tuesday on them, and a skirt on he p1ssed himslf laughing. I didnt get over it even now i feel traumatised !.
I had a one night stand with my managing directors daughter who was a well known model.
It was great at the time because she was famous but, realized later she was just the same as any other girl but with money and looking for adventure...
sat on someones garden wall to take a breather, then did a del boy and fell backwards into the rose bushes, i didn't come up smelling of roses though...