Opening Mouth Before Engaging Brain

[mrs_overall]

My last example was last weekend when a lout almost knocked me over in a shop doorway and said "Out of my effing way you fat old sl@g"
I was really shocked and have spent days wishing I'd ripped his spleen out at the very least. What really happened was that I shouted after him "Who are you calling fat?"

[mccfluff]

sorry was on my phone then it died on lappy now

[annie0000]

I didn't know the auto filter changed pudding to snag - lol

[DEN53]

I have told this story before on here - I'll keep it short this time........at firm's Christmas party in posh restaurant - me, drunk as a skunk - boss dancing with lady who worked in accounts and she was always drooling over him. I shout out 'thats why you were working late, practising your dance moves' 'and we all thought you were sha@@ing her over the desk'...................(:o(

[annie0000]

lol. failed again the word was t w a t.

[mrs_overall]

Oh Den, that is sooooo funny!

[tinkerbell23]

aahaha DEN....u were just saying what evryone was thinking!! lol bet they were at it x

[DEN53]

Thats why I can't drink - I am a lightweight, as my son calls it. I get drunk very quickly and my tongue gets very loose. (:o((

Tinker, that was true, everybody talked about them, but silly balls here had to blurt it out.....

[Dee Sa]

you should have shouted back "the exact double of your mother then ".