Silly Statements

jd_here | 08:07 Mon 13th Jun 2011 | ChatterBank

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Freshly made sandwiches......as opposed to stalely made ones?

If wishes were horses,

One liner for Monday

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lady-janine

whelshy we used to have a lot of fun poking at others prejudices. when we met someone who was obviously badly trying to get over their prejudiced thoughts we did out animal impression - we used to put our arms alternately (she is very black and i am very white) and say "of look we're a zebra". worked every time.

emmie

Lady-janine, i bet it did, and why would someone not serve you a black coffee, thats nonsense. I don't take milk, and always ask for black coffee but in these mega bucks, and costa packet coffee shops, you get Americano or a tiny coffee, so strong it would blow your hat off, that's if you were wearing one.

Noraq

Personally speaking, for myself...... =)

joggerjayne

How about ...

"I remember when ..."

If you are telling someone about a particular occasion, it is pretty obvious that you remember it.

Why would you need to begin by saying "I remember this time when ..." etc.

sandyRoe

pan fried food. How else could it be fried other than in a pan?

emmie

You'll laugh on the other side of your face, and don't come running to me when you hurt yourself.

joggerjayne

"So I turned round and said ..."

Why ?

Were you facing the other way ?????

NoMercy

"Warning: May contain nuts".... on a bag of brazils...

lady-janine

what amazed us was that we could order white coffee for her but mine had to be coffee without milk not black as this seen as offensive.

imo there are lot of ways to be offensive without asking for a black coffee. for heaven's sake the friend i was with was not green coloured. the whole logic, or lack of it, left us totally bemused.

emmie

LJ exactly, i don't use these places if i can help it. Mostly rubbish coffee, and worse service. And who the hell wants to drink out of a paper, cardboard cup anyway, very uncivilised.