CAUTION - Blonde joke.

[wildwood]

A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes."

[Buenchico]

Now why does that joke sound familiar?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19wAAyxZhUo

[albaqwerty]

I like it (the joke that it!)

[denis567]

Thanks Chris, that video clip of Benny Hill singing 'Ernie, the Fastest Milkman in the West' reminded me of the time, in the 70's, when I edited a magazine for postal workers, and I wrote a parody of that song, and called it, 'Bernie, the Fastest Postman in the West'

[Avatar]

How interesting

[mike11111]

In 1971 I was involved in a very serious (for me) car accident. As I slowly recovered that song had just been released and it was the first thing that brought a smile to my face. Benny Hill's songs were so laden with innuendo that you couldn't help but laugh, even if you sometimes had to shamefacedly explain the lyrics to your mother who didn't quite get the joke. "Naughty Samuel Pepys" is still engrained in my memory, even after 50 years.