Beer Talk.

[moonraker558]

I was in the pub with ttfn last night and I said "I love you." She said "Is that you or the beer talking ?" I replied "It's me talking to the beer."

[Jemisa]

You've just copied that from my 'One Liners'

jem

[Jemisa]

Be really careful out there!!!!




After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on the National Health Service, this bloke decided to have his next test carried out while he was on holiday in San Francisco where the beautiful nurses are more gentle and accommodating.
He lay naked on his side on the table, and the nurse began the examination.
"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," said the nurse.
"I haven't got an erection," said the man.
"No, but I have." replied the nurse.

Moral: don't have this procedure done in San Francisco!

[moonraker558]

I didnt see yours jem.

[Jemisa]

M R, The idea is to read the other jokes before posting, just in case someone's already covered it.
I've been caught out like that myself. :0}

(I've just had a S M & posted my joke in your 'Reply's' DOH!! Sorreee0.

jem

[Mick-Talbot]

I think someone has already covered it .......... in 1972, if my memory serves me right.

[Jemisa]

We're into another generation now mick & you never know it may be new to them.

Have you got one to share? Bareing in mind the Ed has his hand hovering over the red button.

jem

[keithlbw]

Jemisa........I think there is a very strong case of "pots and kettles "here.! ! !