Sounds like a good idea; apart from fishpiss there's a lot of good chemicals in seawater and anything in moderation.. it's bound to keep you in a buoyant mood. :-)
You been reading too many comics, Surfer ? This question, and the supposed "facts" it contains, ranks alongside yours about premature ejaculation. Hope that you don't take yourself too seriously. As RCP suggests, you want to get out more. Try your local library for starters.