Final words?

[Lennon]

This question is supposed to be light hearted and not morbid! I know Spike Milligan said that he'd like to have on his gravestone ' I told you I was ill' - what would you like to have on yours?

[mikewall01]

I'll be seeing you.

[BadlyHungBoy]

Gosub without Return

[Ewood27]

A supposedly genuine one by a man on his wife's grave:

"The light of my life has gone out, and I'm trying to find another match."

[sft42]

"Is that it then?"

[xyzzy@bok]

> you are in a twisty maze of passages, all alike. > what now?

[andjac]

Where did that bus come from?

[Ember]

In a graveyard "Beneath this sod lies another one"