Never mind upsetting an elephant....

[Bbbananas]

... be careful not to p1ss off a crow.

DM today: Crows have an excellent memory for human faces; distinguishing between friendly & dangerous faces, and warning other crows. They can remember dangerous faces for up to 5 years after first sight.

How extraordinary. Crows are horrid birds - sinister, noisy & unfriendly. But I won't be going out of my way to upset any - thereby risking the scene from Hitchcock's The Birds unfolding outside my house to attack me on the way to work.

* talking of work - this is my lunch break *

[mccfluff]

i thought that was you caz

[cazzz1975]

I am an honorary rook :)

[cupid04]

They've already remembered my face, hence the crows feet!