Deep Hole

Jemisa | 08:18 Wed 29th Jun 2011 | Jokes

4 Answers

Deep Hole

Two Scottish gentlemen are out hunting for pheasant , and as they are
walking along, they come upon a huge hole in the ground.
They approach it and are amazed by the size of it. The first
hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the
bottom. I wonder how deep it is."

The second hunter says, "I don't know. Let's throw something
down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."

The first hunter says, "There's an old car engine over here
Give me a hand and we'll throw it in and
see."

So they pick it up and carry it over; count one, two, and
three; and throw it in the hole.

They are standing there listening and looking over the edge
when they hear a rustling in the brushes behind them.

As they turn around, they see a goat come crashing through
the bushes, run up to the hole, and with no hesitation, jump
in head first.
While they are standing there looking at each other, looking
in the hole, and trying to work out what the hell that was all
about, an old farmer walks up.

"Say there," says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to
see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"

The first hunter says, "Funny you should ask, but we were
just standing here a minute ago and a goat came rushing out
of the bushes doin' about a hunert miles an hour and jumped
headfirst into this hole here!"
The old farmer said, "That's impossible. I had him chained
to a n old car engine!"