Stupid song lyrics...

[Bbbananas]

"I would rather go blind....than see you walk away".

Well I bl00dy wouldn't. Would anyone really?

What other silly lyrics can you think of.. As well as the above, and that silly MacArthur Park about leaving a cake out in the rain which I think is probably the daftest of all time.

[Bbbananas]

;-)

[cupid04]

please mr. postman look and see if there's a letter in your bag for me.

My postie only ever brings bills and junk mail!

[Bbbananas]

My postman's sac is often bulging..... ;-)
Such a nice young man.

(Like you though cupid, usually with bills etc)

[Bbbananas]

And with that postscript ladies and gentleman,,,, I now bow out and return to work.

No rest for the wicked ;-)

[jno]

Oh, your red scarf matches your eyes
You closed your cover before striking
Father had the shipfitter blues
Loving you has made me sallabananas.

You burnt your finger that evening
While my back was turned.
I asked the waiter for iodine
But I dined all alone.

[supersuezy24]

Mmm Bop do bop..mmmmm Bop

[BertiWooster]

Déjà vu

http://www.theanswerb.../Question1024241.html

[supersuezy24]

I want to be a hippy and i want to get stoned..

[weecalf]

Wont do that Wont do what? meaters

[Backdrifter]

Depeche Mode - "Just like a rainbow, you know you set me free"

Wishbone Ash - "I thought I had a girl. I know, because I've seen her".

Thin Lizzy - I think it was a comedian who I heard point this one out - "Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak... somewhere in this town." Somewhere? The jail, perhaps?


Things like Macarthur Park and I Am The Walrus and those various 'gibberish' ones are intentionally stupid. It's when it sounds all sincere that they're really daft.

[TWR]

On a serious note, can anyone put some lyrics together? if so, do it.