OK Then

[ttfn]

Which ABer is the worst for looking after him/herself?

I have just had my second coffee of the day, the first was at breakfast, ergo I have not eaten anything yet.

Rarely do I food shop as I am not that bothered. However, I do love my toaster.

Housework is done as a matter of prioritised necessity, though the kitchen and bathroom always have to be tickety-boo.

Bedtime is 'flexible' to put it politely, but as I sleep for such short periods that is almost irrelevant.

Needless to say, I live on my own - randy pigeons at it on the windowsill (yet again) do not count.

On the plus side though I still do a job-well-done for my employer.

Would anyone care to challenge my self-nomination? ☺

[joggerjayne]

But, wait ...

Surely G&T with lime ... dry martini with an olive ?

[ttfn]

Don't like Martini. And just try putting anything in my Courvoisier, grrrrrr

[B00]

oh i dunno Joe, i could look like a supermodel, be fantastic in bed and be extremely rich. I bet all my slovenly ways would be over looked then.

[albaqwerty]

What is this phrase 'cleaning'?

cleaning an oven, nah, they only get dirty again, ditto with windows and wooden floors (I get my dog to wag her tail over ours)

[joggerjayne]

Courvoisier?

Yum ... I've not had that in a while.

[Jan1957]

I'm with Boo when it comes to housework but I have eaten 2 slices of eggy bread and a bowl of raspberry ripple ice cream today. I may also pour myself a whisky and lemonade shortly.

[ttfn]

Coooeee alba - if you are in contact with waterboatman would kindly send him my best wishes and ♥♥♥ please? Thanks

[albaqwerty]

eggy bread ugh Jan, please call it French Toast (sounds better!)

How are things with you and your OH?


Sorry ttfn, hallo x

[ttfn]

Hiya Jan - feeling a little more relaxed then? Your menu is dreadful but send the drinks waiter over ;o)

[Jan1957]

Sorry alba but my nan always called it eggy bread when I was little.

Hubby moved back to a ward today so much better than he was but still got to have a few tests to see what caused original problem. I am still hobbling and in pain. We're a right pair!

[Jan1957]

Sorry ttfn but only whisky left. Shopping arriving tomorrow.

[haysi06]

ttfn, think B00s stolen your crown :)

Hi Jan, sending ((hugs)) enjoy your whisky xx

[Jan1957]

Hi haysi, thanks. Hope you're well. x

[welshlibranr]

I have found that if I leave my specs off, there isn't any dust in my home, so I leave them off mostly!..I hate ironing so only do what I have to!..mostly his stuff!...........hate cooking these days!.......used to enjoy it, not anymore!.........like to eat out, or have a ready meal......they're not so nice though!.....but easy!.....that's me these days! prefer to save my energy to have fun with my grandchildren! .......Oh, and a few glasses of Rose' in the evening makes the end to my perfect day!....

[albaqwerty]

Whisky'll do. Water thanks and none of this lemonade or soda marlarky.

Eggy bread is fine Jan x. Goodly grief, could we join you and your OH together? (I tell mine he needs rubbed out and re-drawn)

Haysi, haven't seen you for ages and ages x

[Barmaid]

Look on the bright side B00, Joeluke is never going to come on to you..... ;)

[haysi06]

Jan I'm great thanks :), hi albaqwerty, nice to see you too x

[albaqwerty]

I've sent wbm a couple of emails but haven't had a reply yet. He did say ages ago his time on interweb was limited and understandably so tho.