Lordy, this CB has gone downhill...

[Bbbananas]

.... since I stopped posting on here so much
;-)

It needs livening up. (Without the threat of dismissal). Come on McM, give us a funny story or else I shall be forced to resort to smut and I am trying to resist.........

[ummmm]

I thought that was me Helen.....

[McMouse]

Doctors have identified a food that causes grief and suffering years after it's been eaten. It's called a wedding cake.

[emmie]

wonder what they call a divorce cake?

[Hopkirk]

C'mon Salla, stop resisting

[carrust]

I had a dream last night that I was eating my pillow... I woke up feeling down in the mouth...........

[mccfluff]

i'm well grumpy today i just had to stop myself from telling a rep to F off

more smut and jokes please

[Bbbananas]

Corrie Quote of the Week, No. 1:
"Would you like some company?"
"No thanks, I've got a sausage roll".

[Bbbananas]

(That was Julie trying to chat up Karl, new landlord).

[McMouse]

Horse goes into a pub and asks for a pint. Barman says "what's with the long face" I'll get me coat.

[Hopkirk]

I heard that a doctor at an Essex hospital wrote 'Epping' on a difficult patient's notes.

When a nurse asked what it meant he replied 'half way to Barking'.

[Bbbananas]

McM - that is so naff and old and....well.... still funny. Which beer adverts have that longstanding joke where the horse comes into a bar...?

[pa___ul3]

that's fosters salla, they have the 'man walks into a bar.... ouch' one and the bear one... a bear walks into a bar and says "I'd like a pint of............ lager, please" the barman says "why the big pause?".

[Bbbananas]

I thought you were swearing at me for a minute paul - the filter 'n all that...

I like the Fosters ads. Not quite as intellectual as the Guinness but...

[carrust]

Got the sack from the dodgems yesterday...I'm doing them for funfair dismissal

[Bbbananas]

Your proboscis is quite disconcerting carrust....

[carrust]

It is in real life as well.......broken several times & it's bent......

[TWR]

I've noticed since your episode Salla, it may be a coincidence that it appears to have gone quiet? do you think it has given people the frighteners?