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Bbbananas | 09:52 Wed 06th Jul 2011 | ChatterBank
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.... since I stopped posting on here so much
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It needs livening up. (Without the threat of dismissal). Come on McM, give us a funny story or else I shall be forced to resort to smut and I am trying to resist.........
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I thought that was me Helen.....
10:29 Wed 06th Jul 2011
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Doctors have identified a food that causes grief and suffering years after it's been eaten. It's called a wedding cake.
10:29 Wed 06th Jul 2011
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wonder what they call a divorce cake?
10:31 Wed 06th Jul 2011
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C'mon Salla, stop resisting
10:31 Wed 06th Jul 2011
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I had a dream last night that I was eating my pillow... I woke up feeling down in the mouth...........
10:32 Wed 06th Jul 2011
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i'm well grumpy today i just had to stop myself from telling a rep to F off

more smut and jokes please
10:32 Wed 06th Jul 2011
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Corrie Quote of the Week, No. 1:
"Would you like some company?"
"No thanks, I've got a sausage roll".
10:41 Wed 06th Jul 2011
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(That was Julie trying to chat up Karl, new landlord).
10:42 Wed 06th Jul 2011
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Horse goes into a pub and asks for a pint. Barman says "what's with the long face" I'll get me coat.
10:44 Wed 06th Jul 2011
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I heard that a doctor at an Essex hospital wrote 'Epping' on a difficult patient's notes.

When a nurse asked what it meant he replied 'half way to Barking'.
10:45 Wed 06th Jul 2011
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McM - that is so naff and old and....well.... still funny. Which beer adverts have that longstanding joke where the horse comes into a bar...?
10:46 Wed 06th Jul 2011
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that's fosters salla, they have the 'man walks into a bar.... ouch' one and the bear one... a bear walks into a bar and says "I'd like a pint of............ lager, please" the barman says "why the big pause?".
10:51 Wed 06th Jul 2011
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I thought you were swearing at me for a minute paul - the filter 'n all that...

I like the Fosters ads. Not quite as intellectual as the Guinness but...
10:52 Wed 06th Jul 2011
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Got the sack from the dodgems yesterday...I'm doing them for funfair dismissal
11:12 Wed 06th Jul 2011
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Your proboscis is quite disconcerting carrust....
11:15 Wed 06th Jul 2011
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It is in real life as well.......broken several times & it's bent......
11:17 Wed 06th Jul 2011
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I've noticed since your episode Salla, it may be a coincidence that it appears to have gone quiet? do you think it has given people the frighteners?
19:07 Wed 06th Jul 2011

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