A Mexican's first visit to the USA

[wardlaw]

He had travelled long and far but eventually arrived in New York seeking fame and fortune.
Feeling alone and nervous he found himself outside the Yankee's Stadium and decided to take in a ball game while he considered his next move. The stadium was packed but he managed to squeeze himself into a space beside the flagpole.
Feeling much better he went back to his newly rented digs and penned a letter to his mother. 'Dear Mama the peepel in Amereeca are wonderful, kind and warm-hearted. Just before zee game starts they all turn, look at me and ask "José can you see...?"

[Count-A-Strong]

.........tumbleweed...........

[puternut]

???

[wardlaw]

At the start of all US football and baseball matches the crowd turn to the flag and sing the anthem which begins 'Oh say can you see...'

[kawakiri]

Jose Canseco??

[heathfield]

No. More like Jose Cañussi...

[singleallan]

:))))

[McMouse]

Like the two Mexican firefighters........José and Hose B

[chakka35]

I once discovered the names of the international gang who stole the original manuscript of the US national anthem. They are:

Jose Carnusee
Bertha Dorns
Earl E. Lite
"Whatso" Prowd
Lee "Wee" Hale
D'Arthur "Two-eye" Leitz
Lars Gli Min