Jehovah's Witnesses

[jack daniels]

Jehovah's Witnesses were at the door today and my eldest son decided to open the door and talk to them - he like to pass time & challenge them (that's when he's not a devil worshipper just for them) anyhoo, whilst this was going on I had a brainwave (and I can't believe I did this)...........................wait for it........................ I told my younger son what I was going to do & then on the other side of the door to where our 'visitors' were, I banged a ceremonial gong repeatedly and started singing Hare Krishna - as you do!!! trying not to crack up as my youngest had already done so! I threw in a few Om's and quite enjoyed it! the visitors asked my eldest if that was his mum and said I had a very nice singing voice. He then ended the conversation came inside & cracked up too! how sad am I? BTW I have nothing against Hare Krishna - they certainly helped me there!!!

[Quassia]

Ommmmmm .... ;0)

[Answerprancer]

I like Frank Zappa's take on Hare Krishnas:
"With a bell on a stick, and your hair is all gone, ain't it bleak when you've got so much nothing".
(I have nothing against them either btw - I've hung out with them a few times, though I think they're a bit nutty).

[Postdog]

Surprised they didn't gather the rest f the pack (they always travelin packs) to listen

[flump1]

Would have loved to have been there jack, sounds like a great way to gently move along the Jehovah' s , my experience was no where near as funny, my step son answered the door to be greeted with " Have you found God ? " he replied without missing a beat " No, why have you lost him ? " .

[archeraddict]

I once lived in a small hamlet in South Wales with very few properties. I was in one cottage and there was another property across the road with a couple of sheep farmers who had been there for years and didn't get many visitors.

To their credit, JWs decided to take the time to visit us and I simply said that we could talk for hours but that we would never agree and thanked them for calling - took about 30secs. About an hour later I saw the JWs backing down the drive of the house opposite, telling my neighbour that they really had to go!!!

They never came again!

[Buenchico]

They probably only left to fetch reinforcements, JD ;-)

[jack daniels]

love it flump1! I bet there are some funny tales out there

Anna x

[Brinjal]

i remember when i was a child the joeys came to the door on a saturday and my dad answered. they aksed him do you know armageddon is coming. my dad replied yes its here now i went out last night got drunk im a gedding a headache b,,, off and leave me alone.

[Everhelpful]

When they knock at my door I just say "I Never even seen the accident"

[Dee Sa]

we have an elderly JW black guy and this has been his patch for about 20 years, nothing phases him he has had every insult and the odd bucket of water thrown at him, he puts your address in his little black book as a challenge I think, even tries to convert at bus stops, ten out of ten for trying Mr S told him we were muslims[ we are not] and he didnt want JW talking to his wife so he has never called back.
The worst experience I ever had was when the Watchtower lot knocked at the door a woman and a young boy about 8 or 9, one nod from the mother and
the kid put his foot over the step & in the doorway so I would not be able to shut the door and mother gave the lad a nod of approval, so I asked her to get the kids foot away and she told him not to do so , I asked again but louder she shook her head ......so I stamped on the poor kids foot and as he lifted it up howling I slammed the door shut, they never came back.

[webbo3]

I had a couple knock on my door one morning, they asked me if i would like to let jesus in to my home, "i said sure he can come in but you two can bugger off"


Dave

[rowanwitch]

As I have said on similar posts when one unpleasant bunch turned up they started with

'Do you believe AIDS is gods punishment for homosexuals?'
I replied...

'No I see it as irrefutable proof god is a lesbian as they are less likely to catch it from sex than any other group including heterosexuals'

They couldn't get back down my path quickly enough... I think JW baiting should be in the Olympics

[jack daniels]

another good one webbo3

Anna x