Ouch......

[janzman]

Whatever she wants...whatever she says...dont cross this lady..#
.http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=ne
ws/local/orange_county&id=8245890

[joggerjayne]

Didn't Bobbit's wife throw his willy out of the car window, or something ?

[Frank97]

Yes I think she did, he then had it reattached and went on to be a porn star, I think.

[joggerjayne]

Crikey ... he DID become a porn star.

I'm not going to ask the obvious question !!

[emmie]

That is exactly what happened, well according to the reports, she threw it out the car window, then realised how serious this was, so retrieved it, packed it in ice, and off to the hospital, where Mr Bobbit, and his wayward penis were reunited.

[joggerjayne]

Golly !

[craft1948]

So has no-one seen his famous film "Frankenpenis"?

[joggerjayne]

OMG

I just Googled "frankenpenis" ... and it's a real film !!!!!

[emmie]

Frankenpenis (Video 1996)
Outlandish porno spoof featuring a post-surgery John Wayne Bobbit as Frankenpenis, a castrated man who had a "super penis" sewed onto him in an experiment,
no accounting for taste eh JJ

[joggerjayne]

I suppose it can't have been any worse than Titanic.

[craft1948]

..............and his ex-wife later worked at a hairdressers called Classic Cuts.

[redman41]

The problem is that God giave men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

[emmie]

JJ going down with the ship, can see it now.

[daftgrandad]

I suggest he phones Snap On Tools.

[carmalee]

I was just about to make a comment on the 'going down with the ship' comment but have decided not to

[tommy-h]

good for you carmalee take the high ground.

[AlBags]

Good lord ..

His old fella would look like a Merry Maid toffe that had been chewed and spat back out after garbage disposal treatment.
This is when you NEED donors .. and preferably big boys.