Better Bet Than The Lottery

[joggerjayne]

Here's a much better bet than the Lottery.

Place a bet that you will be struck by lightning.

You will get good odds, and the chances of winning are almost 20 times better than winning the Lottery (1/700,000 as opposed to almost 1/14,000,000)

With chances of 1/700,000, any decent bookmaker would give you 500,000/1.

You could win half a million and, like I said, you are twenty times more likely to collect than if you spu nk your pound on a Lottery ticket.

[jno]

the lucky cow!

[weecalf]

Man goes into bookies says Ive been hit by lightning .Punters all as one shout You luck boy you .How much did you get .About 50000 volts was the reply ,

[Wrongn3mber]

Very sad jno, but rule number one of lightning storms is never seek shelter under trees.