Greediness

[Safiya]

whats the greediest you've ever been? Years back my mate brought a massive cake round ...one of those sponge and cream ones you can get in morrisons and places..... it was a chocolate one and massive, think it served 10 or 12 or summat..... we were saving it for later for when other mates came round.... sadly we had a smoke and after looking at and discussing the cake in great detail for a couple of minutes we decided to have our bit there and then lol...... so we got a little plate each and my mate cut a small slice each.... we looked at our cake....we looked at each other ...we looked at our cake... we looked at each other and just fell about laughing .... i dont know who suggested it but suddenly we had a dinner plate each and my mate cut the cake straight in half .... omfg it was soooooooooooooo gorgeous.... we were sat there laughing our socks off while shovelling big spoonfuls of the cake in our gobs planning we would say she forgot to buy the cake...... we werent far off finished when the door opened and they caught us lol

[Maydup]

I used to run the tuck shop at school - whoever thought it was a good idea to out me in charge of it just because i was good at sums!

If you multiply the number of Wagon Wheels by the number of Snowball Marshmellows and divide it by the number of Burtons Viscount Mint biscuits, you get a very full belly at break time.

[redman41]

LOL !
When the Food and Company is good, I have to oblige ...rude not to ! lol lol

[rowanwitch]

you def obliged ...you all know MR Greedy from the mistermen is his role model...

[emmie]

where is sqad in all this, if he is reading this, i am sure he is
having an apoplectic fit to see the scale of the greed, and wondering if he should be giving out his good advice on healthy eating. lol

[mrs_overall]

A nephew once brought back a tin of caviare from a busines trip. i was in the house alone and scoffed the lot. I nearly fainted when my sis later told me it had been worth around £250

[Safiya]

Oh we dont need sqads advice em..... a couple of 600mg ibuprofen while we eat will sort it out ;)

lmao mrs o.... i did similar when i was a teenager.... i was staying at my grannies and whining i was hungry...she said get summat out of fridge, so i raided the fridge and made a sandwich out of what i thought was thin cut ham (it was smoked salmon) and then ate a bag of gorgeous chocolates (they were handmade lol) .... turned out my very rich uncle had bought them from harrods as a pressie for her and it cost a bomb.... well i didnt know!!