The Choccy Cake Sonnet
If you wanna AB choccy cake, then this is how you should begin;
Take a half a pound of sugar, same of ttfn's butter, fold it in.
Four large eggs will then need breaking, each in Sqad turn but fairly quick,
Jemma, Keep it beating with a mixer 'til it looks like baby sick.
Now six ounces of self raising Jogger Hayne (backing powder mixed in flour)
Sieved with two of fat free em10 cocoa, beat it all at highest Ed power.
Pre-heat oven, Lore, gas mark 4, three fifty Factor Fahrenheit to you,
Line your cake tins, grease proof paper, Ummmm ladle in the lovely goo.
Twenty minutes, maybe longer, until a mcfluff skewer comes out clean.
Turn out on a rack for cooling, greatest AB cake you've ever seen.
We should ice it (some say Ron frost it) butter cream will go on first;
Stoke Butter mixed with Maveric icing sugar, it's a skill we've all rehearsed.
Finally make some Mamya glacé icing, feather ice until it's Boo nice
Ask me round to come and eat it, you'll never need to ask me twice