The Umbrella!

[Jemisa]

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

[marval]

HaHa

[funnygirl]

Love it!

[chrissa1]

Love it.

[Jemisa]

Glad you liked it folks. :o}

jem

[RATTER15]

Ive heard it before, on here I think but still great :-)

[Khandro]

It's obvious someone had it in for him.

[Jemisa]

Khan, Grooaan!!! - lol.

jem