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The Affair!
An old man walked into the confessional at the cathedral and said to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren. Last night I had an affair, and I made love to two 18 year old girls. Both of them. Twice."
The priest replied, "Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?"
"Never Father, I'm Jewish."
The priest paused, and then asked, "So then, why are you telling me?"
"Hey, I'm telling everybody."
The priest replied, "Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?"
"Never Father, I'm Jewish."
The priest paused, and then asked, "So then, why are you telling me?"
"Hey, I'm telling everybody."
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OG - Please don't be disappointed, Its MY book, written in my hand dated and marks out of 10. In fact there's 2, they're old exercise books well thumbed too.
My son is the producer in a couple of 'Comedy Clubs'
jem in Bromley Kent. I've obtained a lot of material from commedians there. Mind you I have to be v/selective. (nudge nudge)
My son is the producer in a couple of 'Comedy Clubs'
jem in Bromley Kent. I've obtained a lot of material from commedians there. Mind you I have to be v/selective. (nudge nudge)
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