Thieving Barstewards!

[mrs_overall]

A funfair has arrived in town (complete with hot dog/burger stalls) and purely by chance Mr O has had all his onions nicked from his allotment. Pure coincidence?

[daisya]

<<'I have to live with the grumpy git' >> I have one to live with too Mrs O but he's got all his onions!

[mrs_overall]

oh the witticisms are coming thick and fast now. Good job I'm thick skinned (unlike mr O's onions lol)

[daisya]

Good on you Mrs O...it's good you can take it from both ways, now all yiou have to do is convince Mr O...good luck lol.

[DTCwordfan]

I agree with the sympathy and your annoyance with the Turds, but there is a funny side to this.

Mrs O's Son: What vegetable makes your eyes water?
Mrs O's OH: One of my white onions, Son.
Mrs O's Son: You`ve obviously never been hit in the nads with an eggplant then Dad!

[mrs_overall]

For gawds sake dont say things like that daisya - you make me sound like a swinger!

[mrs_overall]

lol DT

[daisya]

@ Mrs O....<gulp> now I never even thought of that, I'm such an innocent at heart so they tell me at the "Hedonistics R Us" club.

[mrs_overall]

Thanks daisya - you inadvertent (I'll give you the befefit of the doubt) double entendre didn't exactly make grumpy git laugh, but the corners of his mouth moved slightly

[ttfn]

Any one else remember Jimmy Wheeler's catch phrase?

'Aye, aye, that's shallot'

ok I know it was supposed to be 'that's your lot' ;)

[DTCwordfan]

Q:what's round,white and giggles?

A:a tickled onion

[ttfn]

Bet that was easy to spring to mind

[DrFilth]

mrsO asda 12p for an onion

[daisya]

Like that DT will have to pinch that one lol.

[ttfn]

DT - do a poem for mrs_o and you could be a rap_scallion ;)

Night all