some old trout

[To-Ryscum]

Went in my local boozer,and there had been an altercation.
This Old Trout had claimed to be the "Queen of Sheba"but at
one point ,after one of my mates apologised,at the same time
she apologised,for a minor collision she flew into a rage.

The queen was with 16 people,the Landlord said he werent fussed
he never seen anything,we got an idea and got rid of them in 10 mins

What did we do peaceful mind

[Safiya]

*i feel all fluffy inside *

too much angel delight *evilgrin*

[To-Ryscum]

@vulcan42 - your post reminded me of a "Curate"s Egg" - the "O/T"
was not elderly though

[mike11111]

For God's sake give us the answer - that is if you can remember!

[mccfluff]

ahh but that only works if i have the gold hotpants, trigs still has them

and safiya i saw that...

[Bobbisox]

@vulcan42 - your post reminded me of a "Curate"s Egg" - the "O/T"
was not elderly though

Ty-Rscum, that's just as odd as the OP ..:-(

[mccfluff]

on the one pair, i do have a little red velour outfit i could squeeze into i suppose

[To-Ryscum]

Oh! - alright

I arrived after the "ruckus"- so can only relate what i was told - but this
particular group of friends - i can assure you,would never cause a fuss
anywhere.Apparently ,one friend,Alex,had words with the lady,when some
-one said,"Leave it Alex !"- the lady said "oh! i thought you were a girl"

Alex replied "My parents named me Alexandra,if that"s what you mean"

The lady then swore,and called Alex something i won"t repeat here.

When my other friends voiced their disgust ,the lady was extremely
rude to all of them.

When i arrived,i was told of what had happened.A little later i entered
the back-room- the party of 16+the lady were seated by the small bar
hatch and the juke box - i enquired of the lady and her friends,(they
were not aware of my connection with Alex and her party)

The lady and a couple of her friends said "No,you go ahead,Darlin"

I played,firstly - Tommy Edwards- "All in the Game"
............then - Jim Reeves - "Distant Drums"

at which point,the lady"s party were singing and asked for the juker to
be turned up.
Next 2 tunes were-

Cypress Hill - "Insane in the Brain"
Motorhead - "Ace of Spades"

they fussed,to collect their things and go .But the lady and a couple
of others ,had to hang on a while for their lift

As they left "Nellie the Elephant"(not my choice,incidentally)was playing
quite loud,which was fun

[Bobbisox]

classss!!!. To-Ryscum
well put :-)

[To-Ryscum]

you are very kind Bobbi ;-)

[Bobbisox]

and you are a class act, well done xxx

[To-Ryscum]

@Bobbisox xxx -right back atcha ! :o)x

[craft1948]

Anyway.....how are Arsenal?

[To-Ryscum]

yeah,they scraped a 1-0 - the arsenal keeper kept "em in the Competition

don"t fancy their chances in the return game in Udine,though ;0)