Thought for the day

[ruthandsam]

Before you give someone a piece of your mind, make sure you can spare it!

[Buenchico]

I lost my mind a long time ago!

[ruthandsam]

Who said that?

[ChocolatChip]

I never had any to start with ;)

[nanonanos]

I have spare willy

[emmie]

mine is too valuable to waste.

[Jemisa]

Another Thought for the Day...

"A Gentleman is a man that can play the Accordian, But doesn't."

jem

[Noraq]

A gentleman always uses his butter knife....even when he dines alone.

[marval]

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea... does that mean that one in five enjoys it?

[Noraq]

Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill together.

[TWR]

I likes cider cos it makes me farts an when I farts I knows I'm healthy! Fact>