best one-liner of the day

To-Ryscum | 15:11 Mon 29th Aug 2011 | ChatterBank

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I"d 8-2 be a Gooner today!!

Thanks bluebirdino - lol :0)

Cleaning the path...

going to the shops

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Postdog

it was within 2 minutes of the game ending I saw that

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well done P-dawg! :0)

craft1948

Always keep several Get Well cards on the mantelpiece.......then if unexpected guests arrive they will think you've been sick and unable to do the housework.

Quassia

But what does it mean Basil?

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another good "un craft1948 :0)

heathfield

I can see why, for some, it would have been inappropriate to post this one under 'Jokes'!!

To-Ryscum

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One columnist today,described David Cameron thus - "as sleek as a
Human Aubergine" lol ,another good "un !! :0)

heathfield

The word 'human' is superfluous. ;-)

Bobbisox

Just seen Arsene Wenger on the TV looting a sports trophy shop ;-)

To-Ryscum

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hahahaha lol Bobbi - the act of a desperate man! - they are just like
the Mags!- not a pot to p1ss in ;-)

Bobbisox

Oi, the Mags????
the Toon ya mean?
awww To-Ryscum
Noooooo (sobs)

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you may say infer that Bobbi! I,on the other hand,could not possibly
comment ! ;0)x

Bobbisox

ya said the Mags...
awwww,
you meant us :-((((
PMSL

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even the telly was in Black and White, when the Mags last won summat!! ;0)

Bobbisox

cheeky bugger...LOL

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