politician to a "t"

[To-Ryscum]

Describe a Politician,as though to a stranger,who then had to find said
person,in a crowded room!

Example - in the paper today "Andrew Lansley looks like a surprised
masturbator,in a suit,with hair done by Jehovah"s Witnesses".

[DTCwordfan]

what w-anker wrote that?

[To-Ryscum]

now now - no need to get touchy DT lol ;0)

[DTCwordfan]

oh I am not one of those feely-feely folk.....cum to think of it the pub calls!

[askyourgran]

It could be Cameron..i agree............ but never John Prescott he was one self-satisfied feccker.

[To-Ryscum]

I"ll thank you to keep such juvenile thoughts to yourself DT ! ;0)

[To-Ryscum]

Cameron was described as "sleek as a Human Aubergine"! - see! no problem spotting him!

[To-Ryscum]

"Michael Gove looks like a veal calf in a suit"

[sandyRoe]

Eric Pickles looks like the answer to the question, 'Who ate all the pies?'

[To-Ryscum]

Ed Balls looks like"a hideously inflated cat,in a suit".

[sandyRoe]

Michale Fabricant looks like a man who doesn't spend much on his wigs.

[To-Ryscum]

I heard that Boris has nicked the joke that Bob Marshall-Andrews used to tell - we all know how big Boris is on "modesty" and self-deprecation ?

He gets in a cab,bound for Heathrow.

He notices that the Cabby keeps on staring at him,in the rear-view mirror
After a short time,the Cabby says,"Alright,mate,aren"t you gonna give me
a clue"?
Boris says,"Oh....ok...I was an MP,and I"m on the Television quite a lot"

Cabby: "No mate,I mean which Terminal d"you want"