Nutrition advice please

[PeelerPal]

Hi all, I hope you can help me with this...I usually eat around a kilo in weight of doner kebab and 2 pints of larger everynight, they both weigh about the same so is this a balanced diet or do I need to eat two kebabs first (one in each hand) then two pints (one in each hand) in order for my diet to be fully balanced?

Thanks for your answers in advance!!

[Francis Asis]

It seems to me that you are doing just fine. You might want to add some chocolate for variety though.

[PeelerPal]

Thanks francis but I have heard that chocolate can be bad for you is this true?

[Old_Geezer]

No chocolate is good for you.

[Old_Geezer]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-14679497

[Francis Asis]

No, that is a malicious rumour. It's actually anything green that's bad for you.

[Bobbisox]

lightweight...2 pints of lager???
fish and chips and at least 6 pints should see you eating healthily..

[bluebirdino]

if you keep drinking "larger" you will end up larger!

[scotman]

OG actually meant "No, chocolate is good for you."

[funnygirl]

No chips???

[Philtaz]

You might wanna add some tzatziki sauce, don't wanna miss out on your veg!

[Anngel123]

And maybe a lard sandwich LOL

[didoatwork]

I love your sense of humour PeelerPal!!! :-)

[Old_Geezer]

:-)

But can you envisage simultaneous 'chocolate' and 'no chocolate' ? If you can you must be intelligent.