Nuns
Sister Catherine and Sister Elizabeth, are travelling through Europe in
their car.
They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the bonnet
of the car and hisses through the windscreen.
"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?"
"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination,"
says Sister Elizabeth.
Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he
clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.
"What shall I do now?" she shouts.
"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at
the Vatican ," says Sister Elizabeth.
Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as
the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the
nuns.
"Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine.
"Show him your cross," says Sister Elizabeth.
"Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine.
She opens the window and shouts,
"Get the flump off the windscreen."