Could you please put out a request to all your single male facebook friends to make their profile picture one in just a pair of Calvins, just for a short time. ;o)
There isn't any connection evian. Don't worry about it. It's like one of those disjointed films where all the scenes come together in the end and finally make sense - although come to think of it, if you expect anything to make sense you will have to go on to one of the more serious subjects.